Monthly Archives: December 2008

Journalist Leroy Smith Assaulted By Police Officer

Poor Leroy Smith of Prime News. The man is in Bourda (or was it Stabroek) Market doing his job. He sees four police officers stop a man who was selling firecrackers. They question the man who explains that he was not selling ‘real’ firecrackers because they don’t make much noise and they were more like ’sparkles’. The police have a bit of a laugh and the allow the man to carry on.

Having caught everything on video Leroy Smith approaches the police and ask why they allowed the man to go. What does he get for a response? A policewoman rushing up to him and shoving his camera into his face. One hard chuck and she walks away.

That is how some police in this country behave. But then again perhaps the police officer was hungry and a hungry woman is an angry woman and angry women do no behave rationally. Leroy did not report whether he followed up the matter with the Police at a higher level. he also did not report the name or number of the police officer who assaulted him but she is clearly identifiable from the video footage shown on television.

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NCN Confusion

NCN is totally confused. Natasha Smith introduces a story saying Edward Layne will report and instead the story is reported by death announcement voice Sharda Lall. My goodness!

And is Sharda Lall sleeping with Minister Dr. Ashni Singh? Who gives her the right to be on a first name basis with the man? She reported the story by refering to the Honourable Minister as ‘Minister Ashni’. What disrespect!

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GDF - No Respect For Law

This driver of this GDF vehicle (DFD 1482) cleary has no respect for the law.
Maybe being a part of the GDF means he does not have to adhere to the same laws as normal citizens do.
He is parked in front of the BUS STOP sign on Regent Street, opposite the Guyoil Service Station.
Taken on Wednesday, Dececember 31, 2008.

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OP Issues Release Denying President Jagdeo’s Facebook Status

In response to this post the Office of the President just issued this press release. This is not a joke folks, the Office of the President of Guyana just issued the following press release in response to a post by this blog.

Office of the President Release

The Office of the President is concerned that someone has impersonated President Bharrat Jagdeo on the community-based website, Face Book, using his photograph and biography. On July 11 last, a similar discovery was made on the HI5 internet forum.

President Jagdeo is not a subscriber to Face Book or any other community-based website.

The Office of the President has since contacted the Guyana Police Force to investigate this matter.

The public is being asked to ignore this impersonation.

This level of communist dictatorial paranoia is cause to worry. It is absolutely absurd that they would respond to this nonsense. Almost every leader or celebrity in the world has some presence on Facebook. It is not that these leaders sign up and prepare the page but zealous supporter of theirs or some member of the public usually posts the information. And anyone with half a brain would quickly realise that it could not have been President Jagdeo himself who manages the page.

Lord! Now it is a news item on NCN Six O’Clock News! And all of this was probably done in admiration of the president! Lord, please, help us from these communist dictators!

Everyone from Shivnarine Chanderpaul to Patrick Manning have pages dedicated to them on Facebook. Get a clue Office of the President people. Yall are such control obsessed idiots.

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Dead Accident Victim Is Cuban Doctor

Further to this GNA Newswatch has reported that the dead person is a Cuban doctor.

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No Anonymous Comments

Remember folks as of mid night no comments from ‘Anonymous’ will be accepted. Please choose a name when submitting your comments. Please try to stick to your name but if you wish the change names that’s also fine.

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Greene Confirmed As Commissioner Of Police

GNA Newswatch has just reported that acting Commissioner of Police Henry Greene has finally been confirmed in the role. Finally. He has been acting for about two years.

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MAILBOX: Corbin’s Defenders Do Him No Good

Dear GMC,

The letter in today’s (12/31/08) Stabroek News from Terrence Simon in defense of Robert Corbin is stunning. It is a gigantic laundering of internal “party linen” in public – the same course Mr. Corbin has been advocating against to eschew further criticism. Mr. Corbin cannot have it both ways. Therefore out the window goes that argument.

The people who are “attempting” to defend Mr. Corbin, including Corbin himself, are serving him no good purpose. Acting at his instance, their every intervention further exposes his disreputable leadership, diminishes him and justifies the need for him to be removed.

Simon’s letter makes it very apparent that there are cracks in the central executive of the party and that Corbin’s defenders don’t know what on earth they are defending.

First, Simon appears to attack Aubrey Norton. Why? Is Norton vacillating on Corbin’s leadership and is now of the view that he must go?

Second, it grossly misrepresents the reason for the departure of Artie Ricknauth and Supriya Singh’s from the party, and opens the door for both of them to now further the debate on Corbin’s ineptitude and unsuitability to be leader, by publicly stating why they left the party. I strongly urge them to do so.

Third, neither Mr. Corbin nor his defenders have addressed the contentions that have now been placed on public record about his incompetence and failed leadership – an impeachment of his leadership and rational for his resignation. We have called on him to account for his leadership and failures, not to give us a contorted, “mumbo-jumbo” historical lesson on previous challenges to the leader of the PNC. Who cares about that ‘crap?” We want to address the current state of affairs in the party, not history!

Fourth, it underscores the need for party members to act to halt this precipitous march over the precipice, as something is terribly wrong in the PNC. If current executive members like Debbie Backer, Winston Murray, Lance Carberry, Aubrey Norton, Basil Williams, Toney Vieira, Volda Lawrence, Clarissa Rhiel, Dr. George Norton and others, do not act to initiate a “demarche” between Corbin and the various competing interests in the party and its support mechanisms, that includes a timetable for the departure of Mr. Corbin, then they will also be seen as accountable for enabling the disintegration of the PNC. I dread to think that these individuals would sit back and watch Corbin take the whole party down with him.

Finally, it is also time for party stalwarts and ex-members like, Rashleigh Jackson, Jeffrey Thomas, Yvonne Harewood-Benn, Dr. Faith Harding, Malcolm Parris, Michael Parris, Haslyn Parris, Stanley Ming, Eric Phillips, Aubrey Armstrong and others, to intervene with their opinions on the current state of affairs as well as the reforms and strategies that are needed to put the party back on strong footing. For them, I respectfully suggest, this is now about cause, party and country. Therefore there is no good reason for silence, inertia or passive observance. The stakes are too high!

Rickford Burke

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Robert Corbin’s defenders do him no justice - Rickford Burke

The letter in today’s (12/31/08) Stabroek News from Terrence Simon in defense of Robert Corbin is stunning. It is a gigantic laundering of internal “party linen” in public – the same course Mr. Corbin has been advocating against to eschew further criticism. Mr. Corbin cannot have it both ways. Therefore out the window goes that […]

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Breaking News

Anand Persaud is the new Editor in Chief of Stabroek News; Dr Ian McDonald is Chairman; new board member is Clairmont Lye and Cheryl Springer has been appointed editor.

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Mr. Baiganchoka & co let loose on ‘niggers’ & ‘Afro-whateverthefuck’

there’s an over.abundance of PPP Cocaine Crime Inc supporters [most not even living in leptospirosis  infested Guyana] who come on to propaganda press peppering their lingo with the famous ‘n’ word i.e nigger. and we publish them unedited as we’re not afraid of the enemy…and he is your enemy. the internet gives them that sense […]

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Happy New Years from the People’s Progressive Party Cocaine Crime Syndicate

PPP Crime Syndicate, the gift that keeps on giving, giving and giving.
if you’re alive, leptospirosis free, employed, living above the starvation line, it’s possible your future may be bright. vote PPP Crime Syndicate! the best crooks money can buy! oh Guyana! your cup runneth over with broken promises, lies, incompetence, high crimes & misdemeanours.

[fotos: Donna […]

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Ruel Johnson’s Ode To 2008

My Grouchy Goodnight to 2008
By Ruel Johnson (With apologies to Pauker and Praed)

Good night to the year Y2K8
It has finally come to an end.
I could probably quite safely state
Mine has followed the general trend –
Some bad shit, some good shit, but over
All not irredeemably mucked up;
Mostly me trying my ass to stay sober,
Between drinking to forget I’m fucked up.

Not by everything, just mostly the marriage,
And all my relationships since.
Miscarriage after goddamn miscarriage;
Each time I think about my sex life, I wince.
Oh, I have had my moments of beauty,
And those of sheer ecstasy too –
It’s just that they didn’t involve any cutie,
Just my hand and “Dirty Debutantes 2”.

Goodnight to all my dear friends on Facebook,
All six hundred and ninety seven of you;
I would be as lying as any lawyer or crook,
To say you’re all people I knew.
Like who the fuck would Imran Khan be?
Or Kamal Ramkarran or Gino Persaud?
Does Kwesi Anthony Isles know me?
Do I know Lisa Ahmad?

“Justin Helton’ sounds like part of a lame pun
“ Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Justin Helton.”
“Just say it, I swear this’ll be a good one.”
“’K, Justin Who? ” “Just in Hell, tonight, craving some sun.”
I know, of course, Maria and Nazima –
Always on my damn status updates.
For two horny young women, it would seem a
A bit better to have more on their plates.

Goodnight, dear Guyana, the water
Keeps rising to cover us all
More ably than a certain man’s daughter,
Would cover…it-rhymes-with-“my wall”.
Dear Minister of Agriculture,
My good friend Robert Persaud,
Douchfour’s forced aquaculture,
Is making your constituency mad.

Good night, the Café Oasis,
And (on South Road) Oasis Too.
The coffee from so many places:
Ethiopia, Nicaragua, Peru.
Good night to Windies, ‘my table’,
Where I imbibe my good coke and rum,
And drink and write till I’m unable
To drown out the ambient hum.

Goodnight to my ex (yes I “went there”),
My own former bright shining star –
It seems that you were specially sent here,
To – okay, that would be going too far.
I’ll save my damning to tarnation,
To avoid any more strife.
Just that in my next incarnation,
I won’t be having a wife.

Good night to this craft of writing,
It’s lovely but at times such a louse,
And moody, and bitchy, and spiting –
In fact, not too far from a spouse.
Goodnight, for now, to my Fictions,
Filled with “truth”, I am told, to mock you;
May it become one of your future addictions –
And if not then, honestly, fuck you.

Good night to the year Y2K8,
I wish all my friends all the best,
May I manage to remain sedate,
May I get far more women undressed.
May I grow richer and stronger,
And may my life be filled with reward,
And while “it” doesn’t need to be longer,
Dear God, may it always stay hard.
May I eventually find a true love,
With a pleasure place tasty and tight,
Or, if not, then a convenient screw, love –
Goodnight to this sweet year, good night.

NOTE
This cocksucker could really write. That’s why he was the youngest ever winner of the Guyana Prize for Literature. We envy this effer’s talent and creativity. It comes so easily but yet I am told the boy is a lazy slacker. I hope to meet him for the new year.

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Guyana govt is a colossal failure - Stabroek News & Kaieteur News Editorials

something amazing happened in the land of many leptospirosis infested waters the past two days. first the daily decaires then the glen lall carried year end editorials calling the Guyana govt i.e the cocaine chittagongs of PPP Crime Inc a colassal failure. not bad. maybe this is a sign of things to come? time will […]

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Skeldon Sugar Factory another Guyana govt economic nightmare

the glen lall: …the new Skeldon factory, as it has been commonly called, has been incurring losses to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars, with another loss of US$3M being cast aside as irrelevant.
According to the AFC leader, “It is the most ridiculous, irresponsible statement that I have heard in a long time […]

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